Post by aubrey on Nov 21, 2024 2:52:34 GMT
Today’s lesson in Mancurian speak: kit. (noun, describing a piece of clothing representative of a sports team, such as a jersey or tracksuit.)
“Nothing like match day in Manny. The stands at St. Marks are bonkers. Packed like cattle in the stands, seas of navy blue cheering City on the pitch. Every year our football club plans, practises, and grinds their way to excellence in EPL. Always in the discussion for the championship, always a headliner in sports pages, always the name Manchester City on the lips of pundits, critics, and rivals. Whether by blowout or by the skin of our teeth, Man City gets the job done. The club a Manny boy chooses is a testament to what type of person they are. If they claim City, mans about consistency, excellence, being one of the best. You take pride wearing a City kit. (points to his jersey). If mans roots for United, they’re just happy to be there.”
“A proper City lad personifies that standard of excellence.”
“For the last year, whether by punches or suplexes, mans has brought that spirit of Manny excellence across the world, and now he returns to begin the road to being one of the greatest pound for pound to do it in a ring in the Commonwealth.”
“That’s what you face on the 24th, Terry; the spirit of Manchester excellence. An absolute machine designed to win, whether by a total thrash job, or digging deep and pulling it off against the odds. By punch, by slam, by any means necessary…”
“The Train will arrive at its destination! Victorious.”
“A blue wave is crashing down on sleepy Kent, Terry. Don’t hold any grudges. Bad opponent or good…”
“City Blue finds a way. It’s just what we do!”
“Nothing like match day in Manny. The stands at St. Marks are bonkers. Packed like cattle in the stands, seas of navy blue cheering City on the pitch. Every year our football club plans, practises, and grinds their way to excellence in EPL. Always in the discussion for the championship, always a headliner in sports pages, always the name Manchester City on the lips of pundits, critics, and rivals. Whether by blowout or by the skin of our teeth, Man City gets the job done. The club a Manny boy chooses is a testament to what type of person they are. If they claim City, mans about consistency, excellence, being one of the best. You take pride wearing a City kit. (points to his jersey). If mans roots for United, they’re just happy to be there.”
“A proper City lad personifies that standard of excellence.”
“For the last year, whether by punches or suplexes, mans has brought that spirit of Manny excellence across the world, and now he returns to begin the road to being one of the greatest pound for pound to do it in a ring in the Commonwealth.”
“That’s what you face on the 24th, Terry; the spirit of Manchester excellence. An absolute machine designed to win, whether by a total thrash job, or digging deep and pulling it off against the odds. By punch, by slam, by any means necessary…”
“The Train will arrive at its destination! Victorious.”
“A blue wave is crashing down on sleepy Kent, Terry. Don’t hold any grudges. Bad opponent or good…”
“City Blue finds a way. It’s just what we do!”