"The Turtle Package" Arthur T. Turtle

Character Name: "The Turtle Package" Arthur T. Turtle

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 215 lbs

Age: 32

Hometown: Halifax, England

Physical Description:

Arthur stands at 5'10" with a stocky yet agile build, weighing in at 215 lbs. His physique is solid, reflecting years of manual labour in a biscuit factory alongside his wrestling career. His most eye-catching feature is his bright blue hair, styled in a slightly messy, tousled look that gives him a playful, carefree appearance. In the ring, Turtle dons an all-blue spandex suit that clings to his stocky frame, with a turtle shell-shaped design on his back that he removes before the match begins and of course....his blue shoes

Gender: Male

Blue Eye or Villain (Face/heel): BLUE eyes (Face )


Theme Music: Eiffel 65 Blue

Wrestler Type [brawler/high flyer/etc]:

Arthur T. Turtle stands out like a sore thumb in the world of hard and respectful British grappling. His in-ring style revolves around slapstick humour, absurd situations, and mime-based performances.


Turtle's matches are designed to entertain through humor, but he often wins over fans with his ability to weave genuine wrestling skill into his antics. He uses his slow, comical pacing to draw in the crowd, only to surprise both the audience and his opponent with sudden bursts of skill and speed. He plays the underdog in most situations, allowing his opponents to underestimate him. His comedic approach to selling moves and setting up counters is essential to his charm. Whether overselling his opponent's moves or interacting with audiences

His ability to blend absurdity with real technical prowess keeps fans invested in his matches.

Common Moves:

General moves

-Arm drags

-Arm wringer

-Cross armed holds

-Various chops

-Headlock take over


Comedy spots

When his opponent tries to apply a simple hold, Turtle flails his arms and legs in a ridiculous and exaggerated way, shaking his whole body to escape. This often leads to his opponent releasing the hold out of sheer confusion or annoyance as Turtle somehow escapes despite looking like he has no control over his body.

Turtle frequently gets "stuck" between the ropes or with his head trapped between the turnbuckles. After getting caught, he flails wildly, trying to free himself while the opponent or referee attempts to help.

During a high-energy sequence, Turtle might run the ropes multiple times, but instead of bouncing back toward his opponent, he keeps running in circles. His opponent stands in confusion, waiting for Turtle to return, until Turtle eventually tires himself out and collapses to the mat in exhaustion.

Turtle has a recurring comedy bit where he accidentally targets the referee, mistaking them for his opponent. He'll attempt to perform a basic move, like a suplex, on the ref, leading to awkward struggles until Turtle finally realizes his mistake and profusely apologizes. This often leads to him getting scolded by the referee in an over-the-top manner.

-Will often oversell his opponent's attacks, like a basic punch will see him doing a backflip sell

-Will often hide behind audience members, getting them involved in matches

Signature moves

The Punch Line- A series of rapid-fire jabs, building up to one final big punch

The Prestige Punch:- Turtle fakes a punch several times, using magician-like misdirection before surprising his opponent with a clean uppercut.

Biscuit Bash:-A running elbow strike with an exaggerated wind-up. Turtle pretends to toss an invisible biscuit before delivering the elbow to his opponent's face.

Mime Drop: A jumping leg drop where Augustus mimes climbing an invisible ladder before delivering the move.

The Shell Shock: A stalling suplex. Bumblescoop lifts his opponent up and mimics a turtle retreating into its shell while holding them in the air, leaving the crowd in suspense before finally slamming them down.

Blue Shell Spin- A spinning back kick followed by a series of exaggerated rolling somersaults, imitating the motion of a rolling turtle shell. He uses this move to disorient his opponent, often catching them with a follow-up kick or strike once they're confused.\

Mime Rope Walk:- Turtle walks the actual ring ropes. and he'll leap off to deliver a high-flying move like a crossbody or a simple double axe handle.

The Biscuit Breaker: A snapmare takedown followed by a low dropkick to the back of his seated opponent. Turtle finishes by miming "breaking" an imaginary biscuit in half,

Turtle Headbutt:- Turtle winds up his entire body slowly, much like a turtle retreating into its shell, before suddenly thrusting forward with a headbutt to the chest or abdomen. This move often comes after a series of slow, turtle-like motions.

What real-life wrestler is your character similar to in the ring?: Les Kellett

Finisher: The Crumble- Snap DDT, after some kind of distraction tactic

Brief Bio: People who believe wrestling in the British Isles is a serious business and should always be dignified look away now. It's "The Turtle Package" Arthur. T. Turtle is the clown prince of British wrestling and one of the most beloved comedy wrestlers in the British wrestling scene. He is known for his bright blue hair and matching outfit, incredible comedic timing and crowd control. Before stepping into the wrestling world, Arthur spent years mastering his craft as a magician and a mime, working part-time in a biscuit factory in Halifax. His creativity, comedic timing, and understanding of how to engage with a crowd seamlessly translated into the wrestling world. Whether it's pulling out a mime trick mid-match, using sleight of hand to outsmart his opponents, or incorporating hilarious physical comedy into his offence, Garry knows how to keep the fans laughing and cheering.

While certainly not one for the purists, Arthur is popular with younger fans and win, lose or draw, he's always entertaining.